Blind Date

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Gee, thanks, Mom.

Baby Instructions

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Thank goodness for this sign, otherwise I would've tossed my baby in with the recyclables.

Ewwww

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I'm sure this kid will be retelling this event to a psychiatrist in about 10 years.

Running With the Bulls

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You're doing it wrong.

Hey, Ladies!

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Guess what? He's single!

WTF?

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Is it a cat? Shaved dog? Botched science experiment?

Goth Goblin

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Not sure if its the poorly drawn stars, or the safety pin through the lip but something about her (it is a her, right?) that makes me want to introduce her to my Mom.

Not Enough Beers

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Paper or plastic? Bag that is.

Bear Crotch Grab

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Don't wanna know.

Walrus Boner

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That's right, I said 'walrus boner'.

Smile!

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You know, it never hurts to smile when you're getting your mug shot taken.

Goth's Are Really Really Scary

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Thank God its on a leash.

Big Nuts

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Hey, check out these big nuts on my computer!

Fat Diver

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I don't think there will be any water left.

Coaster Puking

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Does that look like semen to you?

Here Belly, Belly, Belly!

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I think its trying to escape.

That Doesn't Look Right

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Won't be running from the cops anytime soon.

SpongeBob, Is That You?

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Sure wished this thing lived under the sea.

Belly Dancer

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Hypnotic, isn't it?