Granny with a Gun

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OK, the gun I get but why is this scrawny guy shirtless?

Virgin

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If there's one thing chicks dig, its a World of Warcraft player wearing a bath  towel.

Cyberporn

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Guess his Mom found his stash of magazines.

Ewww

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I hear they taste pretty salty.

Background Check

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A background check is ALWAYS a good idea.

Hey, Ladies!

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Hitchhikers beware!

Star Wars Strip Bar

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Gotta admit, Gold Bikini Leia IS pretty hot.

Stained Glass

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Not very subtle.

Terror

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Bet this kid needs what the guy in the post below is wearing.

Hey, Ladies!

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Looks like Peter Griffin, don't you think?

Outsourcing

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Wonder if they deliver?

Awesome Party

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Two people passed out in the shitter? Yeah, that party rocked.

White Pants Are NOT Your Friend

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Note to self: Next time you shit yourself, don't wear white pants.

Blind Date

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At least she brought her own beverage.

Its 2AM Somewhere

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I usually order a pizza. Guess I've been doing it wrong.

SuperPerv

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Man, that's gotta hurt!

Wicked Shit

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WTF did you eat?

Bring Out Yer Dead!

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Here's one way to avoid an expensive funeral.

Giant Baby

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Oh yes, the strategically placed towel helps.

Lady Gag Gag

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At least she's better looking than the real thing.

Insensitive

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Someone at Walgreen's is looking for a beating.

Rough Ride

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So THAT'S where the idea for the 'Bitch Fell Off' t-shirt came from!

Not Good

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I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.

Elvis In A Speedo & A Horse

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The title sez it all. I got nuthin'.

Donut Burger

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I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at these.

Picnic

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Geez, all I get at my picnic's are ants.

Um, No Thanks

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Do all vegans have to do this?

Hey, Ladies!

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Yeah, that's a good look bud.

Condom Dress

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This is probably the closest she'll ever come to a condom.

The Hair Family

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I so miss the 80's.

It Slices, It Dices

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A real friend holds your watermelon for you while you're blindfolded and swinging a samurai sword.

What Has Been Seen...

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...cannot be unseen.

Yeah, OK

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For some reason I'm sure this scary warrior will be spending Father's Day alone.

Hot Geek

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For some I'm sure the bikini is a turn on. For others, its the Stormtrooper helmet.

Making Me Itch

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I'm curious, just HOW do you figure out you can do this?

Betty White Nude

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I don't know about you but those earmuffs are pretty hot.

Pedobear Live & In Person

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Somebody's a little excited to see Pedobear.

Good Parenting

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Um, doesn't everyone take their kid with them shopping in the adult toy store?

Evil Santa

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Looks like everyone's naughty on this Santa's list.

Gay Ninja

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"Monkey Steals The Peach"? Don't care what you call it but he's still grabbing another guys balls.

Spidey Tattoo

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I'm on the fence with this one. Is it really bad or totally awesome?

Reverse Swirly

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You're doing it wrong. BTW, what's with the bathtub?

Welcome to the Neighbourhood

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I'm guessing her neighbours don't like Chinese food.

Shitty Job

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Next time you want to complain about your job.....

New Canadian Tourist Attraction

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Now with outside exhibits!

Troll

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Why am I not surprised he's wearing a juggalo shirt?

Redneck 911

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Does this mean he lives in the shed?

Keeper

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At least she's honest.

Life Lesson # 47

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If you have to puke, remember to remove your helmet first.

Goth Wedding

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Their parents must be so proud.